iSenseChange here, reporting live from the Front Lines of the War on Information on this, the NIGHT OF NIGHTS! It's like a football game out there folks, and at this stage it's still early. The thing to do is to get a few good belts of booze (and whatnot) into you and ride this hoary bitch out to the bitter end, find out what type of world it'll be tomorrow. Right? Cuz that's what's at stake here, nothing less. Some kind of control or counter over this crazed dingus and his madmen puppetmasters OR NONE WHATSOEVER.
“Congress, which once spent an entire year investigating a married man's attempt to cover up an illicit act of oral sex, has shown no curiosity whatsoever about a war that the administration elected to wage that has killed and maimed hundreds of thousands and led our own people to commit war crimes and squandered hundreds of billions of dollars and degenerated into civil war.”
-Garrison Keillor
Say what you will of your Reality TV but give me American Politics any day of the week and thrice on Sundays. Why? Because when you peel back all the lies, dirty lies and outright bullshit (no mean feat, that) what do you have? Greed. Sex. Violence. And more! All those juicy little things that the Reality folks are trying so hard to manufacture on some island somewhere. No sir, I say fuck the island, I’ll take the Great American Bubble!! You?
Be mashing all sorts of Election night ramblings in this space as the news comes in. Make sense of it later, what sense there be.
Big questions: will exit polls mean a goddamned thing? They were fucked up last time, will be fucked up this time. Which means any information coming in right now that is based on exit polls is bloody useless. Exit polls versus end result ends up being the measure of how much cheating there was, remember that one, Citizens. That's a little iSC election equation for you. How's that for cutting edge coverage, eh? Yours, as always, at the cut rate price of six bucks a year!
Smarmy fink, Joe Benedict Lieberman, running as an independent, defeats Democrat Ned Lamont, makes it in by sheer Republican might! Strange days indeed, but maybe not so much for this Dem in name alone. As everybody knows. Will Lieberman flip? If the Repubs need him, he’ll flip. And he’ll make a fortune off it. I’m pretty sure that dude can be bought. That’s if he’s the dirtiest of whores that I suspect him to be. I’ve been calling him Benedict Lieberman for months now, you just remember where you heard that first too, eh kiddies? Damn skippy.
Santorum goes down! Hah! Deserve it. Good riddance. Total jerk. Prototypical Far Right lug. Won’t miss you one bit, you dick. Number three Repub leader in the Senate eats it big time.
At precisely 9:11 (what th-) CNN makes the call that the Dems will be the Majority Party in the House. Did you know that the number 11, in numerology is one of the most powerful numbers? Know why? It is said to represent change...but as I said, CNN bases predictions at least partially on exit polling, which doesn't account for the 'Republican Fix Factor', which translates to outright election robbery.
Having extremely dirty thoughts about Dana Bash, horse-face or no. Where's Paula at? She check out early? Any net nudies of Paula out there? Surprised myself when she popped into my mind during a latenight tug sesh. Gave her a thumb in the bum. And she loved it...
Hey, here's something funny: 947 registered voters in Dagget County, Utah. The funny part? A 2005 census stating a population of 943. That's a 102% voter turnout! Interrrrresting.
All for now. This night is far from over but I'm so drunk I'm nearly blind. Shoulda gone stimulant. Tactical error, Sensey! Shit, man! Ah fuck it, nobody said this was going to be easy.
We are, after all, bloggers.
-iSense
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