Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The iSenseChange "Big Fours Challenge" Entry, Now Piss Off With Your Challenges

Alright, I've been challenged to enter this christing "Fours Challenge," under penalty of some vague curse involving the Carribean and my Johnson. I've already been to the Carribean and my Johnson remembers the trip quite well. No curse whatsoever. In fact, it felt quite blessed.

Know this, I enter not out of fear of this curse of yours, it's tough to feel any Fear of some vague supernatural force when on the run from the NeoCon's NSA henchmen. I enter, rather, in the name of the spirit of Community, to which this whole WritingUp Thing is becoming, and to which I must admit I feel a belonging. So, here goes.

4 JOBS I'VE HAD
1) Quaker Gene Replenisher
2) Waterfowl Hazer
3) Truth Speaker in a Time of Universal Deception
4) Blow. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm.

4 NICKNAMES I've had
1) Artist
2) Writer
3) Lover
4) Fighter

4 MOVIES I NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING
1) Lefty Versus Righty
2) The Empire Marches Onward
3) Sleeping Populace
4) The Ever Unfolding Tragecomedy of Human Existence

4 PLACES I'VE LIVED
1) Doubt
2) Fear
3) the Sublime
4) Glory

4 TV SHOWS I LIKE
1) Fall of Hyperion
2) Prometheus Unbound
3) Manfred
4) Alastor

4 PLACES I'VE VACATIONED
1) Doubt
2) Fear
3) the Sublime
4) Glory

4 PEOPLE I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1) Lord Byron
2) Albert Einstein
3) John Keats
4) Johanne Kepler

4 FOODS I LIKE
1) Truth
2) Peace
3) Freedom
4) Altruism

4 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD DO THIS SURVEY OR ELSE THEIR COCKS WILL ROT WITH A FESTERING LEPROSY THAT INFECTS EVERYONE AROUND THEM UNTIL THEY NEED TO BE QUARANTINED FOR LIFE AND BURNT UPON DEATH:
1) George 'Dubya' Bush
2) Dick ‘Darth’ Cheney
3) Donald ‘Rummy’ Rumsfeld
4) Prescott ‘Hitler’s Banker’ Bush

That is all.

-iSC